Hey Folks, I Am Back And This Time WITH A Good Story. I Am So So Sorry About The Long Delays. It appears as if Pop Star Michael Jackson's [hey, ive heard of that name!] child molestation trial has been moved up to January 31, 2005, or easily 1/31/05. Anyway, prosecutors "insisted" that the King Of Pop built the ranch ONLY to sexually abuse and take advantage of young children. [A Little Note: If He Had Left His Face Alone He Wouldn't Have That Problem :0] Well, Dont Ya Think That Is A Little Harsh? Apparently not, at least, not to MJ himself. MJ Said On TV To The NEWS AND PRESS, Take A Minute To Get That Through Your System Please, NEWS AND PRESS, That There Was NOTHING Wrong With Abducting Kids And Having Them Sleep With You In MJs Bed, But That It Was "Sweet". Come On MJ, "Sweet" Is Sugar, "Child Molestation" Is SPAM. Oh God, No Pics, PLEASE! Anywho, And Yes, I Said Anywho, It Is Quiet Odvious That Michael Jackson Panicked After Saying The Previous Bit, As He Said It To, Once Again, THE NEWS AND PRESS!!! Well, Grown Women Aren't Enough For Him At The Moment And I Feel So Sorry For His...NO! HE HAS KIDS! This Cant Be Good. Especially After This Older News Story. After Being Charged With His 1st Child Molestation, The NEWS ANS PRESS[!!!] Would Not Leave His Condo Building, Dieing To Get His Story. Well, Desperate To Prove That He Did Not Like Children In That Way, [if you even believed that], he dangled his SON, HIS OWN SON, off the side of his balcony. I know how frightening that is, I experienced that as a kid...ehe, I was a little puny. Michael Jackson, I Grew Up Idolizing You Until You Turned Into A New Kind Of Freddy. PLEASE BE INNOCENT! [event though i know he is fake].
Posted by jadarm at July 29, 2004 01:05 AM | TrackBackJadarm, You Grew Up With Me, You Know That It Wasnt My Parents. No, I Had James Bigg's Parents Off American Pie/2/Wedding, Which Were Cool, Calm, And Collected. If You Can Rejog Your Memory, You Will Remember That At The Age Of 10 I Was Dangled Off A 3 Story Building By An Immature Teenage Prick, Who Goes By The Name Of Michael Kay, Which Now Has A Life Full Of Prison Soon To Overcome Him. Why Was I Dangled Off A 3 Story Building? That Was The Question. The Answer? Oh Yeah, Because They Were Board And Wanted A Kid 6 Years Younger Than Them To Be Miserable, Because If I Where Any Older Than I Would Have Been Fine, Self Defensive-Wise. PEOPLE! 80% OF TODAYS KIDS ARE ALL EITHER ON DRUGS AND/OR NUISNECES IN THEIR SCHOOLS AND FAIL EVERY GRADE! Have You Ever Met A 17 Year Old In 7th Grade? Heh, That Was Second Nature For Me, Folks. And I Shall Return Again From My Slumber, With Even More Heartbreaking Information About Americas Greatest Blogger! [looks down disgustedly at his keyboard] The History Of My Life Shall Charm Every One Off The Face Of The Earth And Keep Them Addicted To All My Sites! [even though it is rare that they DO come]. Bye Everybody!
Posted by: Neodave at August 16, 2004 11:12 PMFolks, please forgive my intrusion on the subject at hand but....
NeoDave was NEVER dangled off a balcony.
Posted by: Jadarm at August 16, 2004 09:43 PM